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- GRAPEVINE, Page 23My (Ghostwritten) Summer Vacation
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- By DAVID ELLIS/Reported by Sidney Urquhart
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- The Japan Travel Bureau, the country's largest tourist
- agency, thinks of everything -- including an excuse for
- customers to make a trip. No one appreciates that more than
- legislators from Saitama Prefecture, who take annual "fact
- finding" trips to Europe. Besides arranging every aspect of
- those luxurious boondoggles, the bureau provides junketeers with
- a detailed memorandum to submit along with their expense
- accounts. It drones on for 60 eye-glazing pages and is
- numbingly titled A Report on European Urban Policy and the State
- of Local Administrative Affairs. To give the journal a thin
- veneer of originality, names and dates are changed each year.
- Yet every report begins "It is impossible to find the right
- words to describe such a priceless experience . . ." and
- concludes, "Seeing is believing."
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